Posts Tagged ‘oral’

Got Spooge?

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

Scarlett Johansson has, apparently, and she’s making very good chin omelette with it! While her sweet character portrayals in Lost In Translation and Girl With A Pearl Earring might make her an unorthodox Celeb Defamer choice for an interracial, glory hole, boner-bobbing spooge routine, she nevertheless ups the wankability factor with her winsome smile and overall cheeful demeanor. Never mind if the thick black dick at the other side of the wall had no idea he was just fellated by a Hollywood A-lister! But he sure did a good job spooging on Ms Johansson’s comely face and making her grin just a teeny bit wider.

Lipsynching With A Cordless Mic

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Celeb Defamer unwittingly provided a good tip for Ashlee Simpson by way of this altered pic, in order for her to get past all that SNL lipsynching fiasco. Try a fleshy cordless mic on for size! And never mind if it’s a cock that’s loads bigger than the dude’s you married. People are bound to remember you as a champion cocksucker rather than a substandard pop singer who can’t even lipsynch properly. And a sticky money shot on your cute mug would help “loads”, too. Just sayin’. Perhaps big sister Jess can give you a few pointers?


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