Celeb DeFamer

…so goes the Black Crowes song that just fits this Celeb Defamer photo of the infamous Olsen twins to a T. Or is it to a T-back? Heh. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have gone a long way from their toddler shenanigans at Full House, and are now one of the fave subjects of pervs with mad Photoshop skills.

And boy, are they thoroughly enjoying the media mileage for it! Aside from being blessed with fortune and fashion-savvy, these two are cute enough to land a good spot on anyone’s wank fodder. Being twins also help plenty, because they instantly represent two thirds of a threesome fantasy! How’s that for heaven, hell, and everything exquisite in-between?

Never mind Joey or Monica or Phoebe or Chandler or even Ross…Jen’s got a new buddy and it’s at least 8 inches long and will make her cunt very happy, thankyouverymuch. This Friends star is a free woman after being fettered to an overrated ageing pretty boy who was snatched up by another Hollywood A-lister, and by CelebDefamer standards, this is what she ought to be doing instead of pining for her ex: getting shagged something fierce. Ms Aniston is a very sexy woman in real life, but add a few photo manipulations here and there and put her gorgeous face atop a pornstar body, and you have a woman with a new lease in life…and up her cunt. Click on the pic to see more of her other sluttier versions.