Drew Barrymore is a no-holds barred kinda gal, so giving her the Celeb Defamer treatment might be considered a redundant move by soeme people. But really—we don’t care! We know she’s got a sexy rockin’ bod, as evidenced by her Playboy nude pictorials back in the late 90s, but we still want to see how she’ll look as a porn star. So here are a couple of her altered photos showing her sweet face atop porn star calibre bods doing all sorts of provocative poses.

…although there’s been some argument that the pic below is actually an unreleased Playboy photo from her shoot. What do you guys think, eh? Wink, wink.

Well here’s a Hollywood slut that doesn’t need help from photo manipulating programs to confirm that she is a slut. Paris Hilton has released several home made porn videos and has flashed us with her butt cheeks, nipples and beaver on a regular basis that it’s already like a natural phenomenon.

But over at Celeb Defamer, they have ways of making her softcore sexual shenanigans turn hardcore with a few filters! The result: Ms Hilton as a hardcore porn actess, Ms Hilton the great lesbian, etc. There are quite a few more surprises over at the site, so click on the images and see for yourself.

…so goes the Black Crowes song that just fits this Celeb Defamer photo of the infamous Olsen twins to a T. Or is it to a T-back? Heh. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have gone a long way from their toddler shenanigans at Full House, and are now one of the fave subjects of pervs with mad Photoshop skills.

And boy, are they thoroughly enjoying the media mileage for it! Aside from being blessed with fortune and fashion-savvy, these two are cute enough to land a good spot on anyone’s wank fodder. Being twins also help plenty, because they instantly represent two thirds of a threesome fantasy! How’s that for heaven, hell, and everything exquisite in-between?

Scarlett Johansson has, apparently, and she’s making very good chin omelette with it! While her sweet character portrayals in Lost In Translation and Girl With A Pearl Earring might make her an unorthodox Celeb Defamer choice for an interracial, glory hole, boner-bobbing spooge routine, she nevertheless ups the wankability factor with her winsome smile and overall cheeful demeanor. Never mind if the thick black dick at the other side of the wall had no idea he was just fellated by a Hollywood A-lister! But he sure did a good job spooging on Ms Johansson’s comely face and making her grin just a teeny bit wider.

While pretty-as-a-picture teen star Vanessa Hudgens may have gotten a wave of scandalous attention via camera phone self shots of her butt-naked, in this Celeb Defamer altered photo, there’s a mixture of voyeurism and exhibitionism. Case in point: holding her twat open with one hand while the other rests behind her could either mean: A) she set her own cam on timer; or B) she has someone take a pic while she pseudo-masturbates. Heck, it could mean anything, when pervs with Photoshop skills puts her beguiling face on top of a jilling pornstar’s sizzling bod! The strange thing is, it isn’t that farfetched to imagine ms Hudgens actualy doing this sort of thing in the very near future…right, pervs?

Celeb Defamer unwittingly provided a good tip for Ashlee Simpson by way of this altered pic, in order for her to get past all that SNL lipsynching fiasco. Try a fleshy cordless mic on for size! And never mind if it’s a cock that’s loads bigger than the dude’s you married. People are bound to remember you as a champion cocksucker rather than a substandard pop singer who can’t even lipsynch properly. And a sticky money shot on your cute mug would help “loads”, too. Just sayin’. Perhaps big sister Jess can give you a few pointers?

So it might not be worthy of a Botticelli in  manner of his Birth Of Venus painting, but Keira Knightley in this Celeb Defamer update is all sorts of awe-inspiring in a transparent and very wet chiffon cover-up. We can recall how buffed and toned Ms Knightley’s torso was in Bend It Like Beckham, but this altered photo shows her with more flesh in interesting places. And with a top that’s diaphanous to the point of cruelty, Keira is looking more and more like a goddess you’d want to worship. Every last WET inch of her glorious Photoshopped bod, while you melt at the seductive look on her face.

Never mind Joey or Monica or Phoebe or Chandler or even Ross…Jen’s got a new buddy and it’s at least 8 inches long and will make her cunt very happy, thankyouverymuch. This Friends star is a free woman after being fettered to an overrated ageing pretty boy who was snatched up by another Hollywood A-lister, and by CelebDefamer standards, this is what she ought to be doing instead of pining for her ex: getting shagged something fierce. Ms Aniston is a very sexy woman in real life, but add a few photo manipulations here and there and put her gorgeous face atop a pornstar body, and you have a woman with a new lease in life…and up her cunt. Click on the pic to see more of her other sluttier versions.

Here’s one Desperate Housewife who’s desperately gotten her head cut and pasted on some nubile pornie’s bod. And then fucked in a desperate manner! CelebDefamer seems to have a sense of humor, I guess. Putting Eva Longoria’s surprised expression atop a very raunchy hardcore scene is nothing short of kneeslapping. And yet…it is strangely compelling in a horny way, isn’t it? You know that this Latina sizzles in her softcore scenes in that tv series, and you know she can be quite the firecracker in bed. All we need now are real photos and maybe a sex tape or two to come out to confirm what these fake photos have already provided as samplers…

I have said it before and I will say it again…a chick named Jessica is almost always guaranteed to be a slut. Jessica Alba is now a mommy and can be forgiven for her pornstar name, but she’s starred in some pretty risque roles and had some paparazzi pics taken that have been proven to be a keeper for the wanking populace. Welll lucky you, Celeb Defamer has outdone itself with some kickass photo manipulations of Jessica showing off an ample behind, and getting an ample amount of spooge on her pretty face. And they did a pretty good job of defaming her, if I say so myself!