Celeb DeFamer

While pretty-as-a-picture teen star Vanessa Hudgens may have gotten a wave of scandalous attention via camera phone self shots of her butt-naked, in this Celeb Defamer altered photo, there’s a mixture of voyeurism and exhibitionism. Case in point: holding her twat open with one hand while the other rests behind her could either mean: A) she set her own cam on timer; or B) she has someone take a pic while she pseudo-masturbates. Heck, it could mean anything, when pervs with Photoshop skills puts her beguiling face on top of a jilling pornstar’s sizzling bod! The strange thing is, it isn’t that farfetched to imagine ms Hudgens actualy doing this sort of thing in the very near future…right, pervs?

Celeb Defamer unwittingly provided a good tip for Ashlee Simpson by way of this altered pic, in order for her to get past all that SNL lipsynching fiasco. Try a fleshy cordless mic on for size! And never mind if it’s a cock that’s loads bigger than the dude’s you married. People are bound to remember you as a champion cocksucker rather than a substandard pop singer who can’t even lipsynch properly. And a sticky money shot on your cute mug would help “loads”, too. Just sayin’. Perhaps big sister Jess can give you a few pointers?